Passive Depressive #1
September 27, 2006
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September 27, 2006 at 9:41 am
lol … noice … :}
September 27, 2006 at 10:10 am
I want to work for a company that builds a device like that.
September 27, 2006 at 10:12 am
I’ve got a stud finder that works the same way.
September 27, 2006 at 10:23 am
Lol! Nice :) I like the final square. Good closing!
September 27, 2006 at 11:08 am
I hereby order you to cease and desist all cartoonish mis-representations of my person. This unauthorized characterization will lead to conflageration likely to cause you catastrophic consternation. You dig?
Besides, I’d never invent something so trivial… Vulcan mind-meld, bitches!
September 27, 2006 at 11:12 am
A shut up Nimoy.
Don’t make me bury my fist up your ‘vulcan’ ass.
The comic clearly depicts the character wearing my signature kung-fu wife beater!
Kawhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwaaawwwwww.
September 27, 2006 at 11:19 am
Thank god those things aren’t real, my happy facade continues another day.
Excellent comic guys, it turned out really well.
September 27, 2006 at 12:08 pm
“A shut up Nimoy.”
just like an immigrant…can’t even bother to learn proper sentence structure.
September 27, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Oh Nimoy - now you’ve gone and done it.
*takes out his numchuku*
September 27, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Oh gimme a fucking break! I didn’t even hit him…. yet.
*shakes numchuku at God from burning lake*
November 16, 2006 at 8:35 pm
Panel 1:
(Leo tinkering)
Panel 2:
Denny: Hey Leo. Watcha up to?
Panel 3:
Leo: Hi Denny. I’ve just finished my newest invention: a Crying-on-the-Insite (C.O.T.I.) meter. It sees past peoples’ outer facades and detects their hidden pain and suffering. Essentially it depicts through repetitive auto tone- or “beeping”- how much the people are crying… on the inside.
Panel 4:
Denny: dude… that’s ridiculous. There is no way that thing can detect how…
BEEP
Panel 5:
Denny: I don’t need to listen to this crapBEEP. Your dumb machBEEPe doesBEEPn’t knowBEEPanythingBEEP BEEP.
Panel 6:
Denny: YouBEEPcanBEEPme. Your machine doesn’t know me. I BEEPn’t have to BEEP take thisBEEP. Nobody knowBEEPs me. God I am soBEEP alone. FuckBEEP.PBEEP fuck BEEP it can’t BEEP know me!
Panel 7:
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
Denny: I… I think the phone’s ringing or something.
Panel 8:
Later…
Girl: So basically you “invented” a machine that beeps when you press a button?
Leo: Pretty much.
beep
February 6, 2007 at 12:27 am
ha ha ha. NICE.
June 6, 2007 at 4:36 am
I wish I cared enough to invent things…