Beats Entropy Shame Scale
May 23, 2007
Earlier this morning a co-worker confessed that he was ashamed of a mistake that he’d made on his last call. When I pressured as to the exact level of shamedness he proved unable to quantify it. I dearly wanted to savour his sweet disgrace, but the lack of precise measure put me off my feed. It’s thus that I come up with an exact scale of shameful occurrence…that one might accurately convey how low they have fallen.
BEATS ENTROPY SHAME SCALE
0-Eatting a slice of delicious toast in the privacy of your own home
1-Having the slice of toast fall on the floor but eating it anyways
2-Farting at a public urinal
3-Forgetting your password in front of a Chinese Co-worker
4-Having your pants pulled down at a Harlem globe trotters game.
