Ask BE: Why is he even commenting on our looks?
January 31, 2008
Today’s Ask BE is in response to a question/comment brought to us Via a third party: loyal BE reader Stiletto. In a post she made about a fetish party she had attended, I made some rather unflattering comments about her fellow party goers. One of the unfortunate chaps took umbrage at my unsolicited assessment, and directed some vitriol up yonder. In true BE spirit I will cheerfully address a secondary readers concerns and slander.
As Stil did not indicate which participant was the wounded party we can only speculate as to whether it was:
- Creepy Uncle Charlie in the gauze sleeves?
-The ethnic waiter?
-Fred Penner in the red plastic bowling shirt?
-The Bonaduce fan club president? (Not pictured above)
Passive Depressive #123
January 31, 2008
Passive Depressive #122
January 29, 2008
Though she is a wig bashing stache hater, B-Fat has pretty good taste in Music.
The two best tracks.
AJ Valliant: 70′s porn star.
January 27, 2008
Even though we did not win a Bloggy, Poppa AJ appreciates your efforts. As means of recognizing the votes we did receive, I combed the archives and found this Polaroid from my brief career as 1970’s porn star*.
*Yes I have time machine, and no you cannot borrow it. I risk a time paradox even showing this picture to you. Should it start to fade then you know I have negated my own existence: such is Poppa AJ’s love for you.
Passive Depressive #121
January 24, 2008
Passive Depressive #120
January 22, 2008
Letter Day 47: For fun or Prophet.
January 21, 2008
Deep in the heart of Dreamtime there stands rock shaped like a Fathers Lament. Were you to climb this rock, a thousand fathoms to the top, you would see the edges of the word of god…and the only discernable erg would beckon. L E T T E R DAY. Let’s get down to business.
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Are really going to post naked Pictures if you win a Bloggy?
Dina,
Because Poppa AJ pays his debts
January 21, 2008
Passive Depressive #119
January 17, 2008
Letter 35: Simple questions and mild retardation
January 16, 2008
I’ve had so much caffeine today I can see through winter…to the blazing cold sun that fevers my dreams. I do not know my name. I cannot find my way. Yet letter day must go on. Let’s get down to business.
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You seem like a fairly on the ball adult; were you this bright as kid?
Gina,
Ridgemont, Ill
Passive Depressive #118
January 15, 2008
Beats Entropy: Consumer report
January 10, 2008
The walls and halls of BE headquarters run thick with wisdom, and red with blood. Our combined life experience (when collated by the Arbitron 6500) prove a powerful panacea against ignorance and wrong-headedness. It is thus our responsibility to share our wisdom on all things, with you. Today we turn our savvy to the world of purchasable’s, in our new feature: BE Consumer report.
I was going to give a detailed breakdown of the scoring system, but you’re not retards, and I’m a little tired today. I’ll get right to business and leave the fine details for next edition. In a effort to give you informed commentary I will confine my reviews to products and services that I have actually acquired. Prepare yourself!
