AJ Valliant: 70′s porn star.
January 27, 2008
Even though we did not win a Bloggy, Poppa AJ appreciates your efforts. As means of recognizing the votes we did receive, I combed the archives and found this Polaroid from my brief career as 1970’s porn star*.
*Yes I have time machine, and no you cannot borrow it. I risk a time paradox even showing this picture to you. Should it start to fade then you know I have negated my own existence: such is Poppa AJ’s love for you.
January 27, 2008 at 12:59 pm
Special thanks to my librarian squeeze for doing the leg work on the research front.
January 27, 2008 at 2:09 pm
What the hell, you’re just going to give away that you were the inspiration for the character David Wooderson? Just like that? http://www.whatdvd.net/WhatDVD-Graphics/main/858.jpg
January 27, 2008 at 2:21 pm
I do love those high school girls!
January 27, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Had you not posted that yourself I would have assumed this was a blackmail attempt taken to its horrible conclusion.
January 27, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Mothers hide you daughters. Seriously…I’ve pretty sure I saw that Valliant guy prowling around outside during a slumber party.
January 27, 2008 at 8:03 pm
Look at those soft, creamy white shoulders. Unfortunately, it’s attached to that disturbing visage.
January 27, 2008 at 10:20 pm
No man who can grow a full on beard in twelve days has a chest that clear of hair by natural means.
January 27, 2008 at 11:28 pm
I’ve mentioned you looking like my uncle before, yeah? In that wig, with that stache…you bear closer resemblance to my Aunt Sharon..
Also, do you make that kissy face in all of your pictures or is it a natural pucker?
January 28, 2008 at 1:09 am
yeah, so about tomorrow
I won’t be able to make it
you guys can play without me
January 28, 2008 at 10:47 am
Silly Eng, what fun would it be without you?
January 28, 2008 at 10:47 am
Ashton Kutcher…that’s all I have to say about that.
January 28, 2008 at 11:38 am
“Also, do you make that kissy face in all of your pictures or is it a natural pucker?”
Result of nerve damage from a tragic childhood car accident. It’s intensely painful but I cannot cry…as my tear ducts were seared shut in the same accident.
January 28, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Oh. Wait. Ashton Kutcher.
Sorry Eng. We will miss you.
January 28, 2008 at 1:26 pm
More like Tom of Finland!
January 28, 2008 at 1:45 pm
“More like Tom of Finland!”
hahahahaha!!!!
January 28, 2008 at 1:55 pm
O treachery, I know ye and thy name is Women!
January 28, 2008 at 2:57 pm
For the people in the audience who doesn’t know who Tom of Finland is.
nsfw
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_of_finland
http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&svnum=10&hl=en&q=%22tom+of+finland%22&btnG=Search+Images
January 28, 2008 at 6:17 pm
I swear this one pic looks like the Valliant.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a2/Tom99.jpg
January 28, 2008 at 7:36 pm
T of F designed the bat suit that had nips, right?
I knew there had to be a sordid explanation behind those.
January 28, 2008 at 11:18 pm
I don’t get how that’s nsfw…do you work for a southern Baptist organization?
January 29, 2008 at 11:00 am
I don’t know the second image of the image search isn’t something I’d want popping up on my work screen.
January 29, 2008 at 11:26 am
“I don’t know the second image of the image search isn’t something I’d want popping up on my work screen.”
Interesting choice of words.
January 29, 2008 at 1:23 pm
I keep forgetting some of ya’ll work for “The Man” and have to feign decorum lmao
January 29, 2008 at 1:35 pm
@bfat: if you have google image safe search turned off, that second link has some dirty stuff
and by “dirty stuff”, I mean Christina Aguelira
January 30, 2008 at 8:59 am
Psh, my safe search is always off. Risking random and unexpected vagina every time I google adds a little kick to my computer time.
January 30, 2008 at 1:38 pm
“Risking random and unexpected vagina”
Hopefully that is limited to googling.
January 30, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Googling suddenly sounds so dirty.
January 30, 2008 at 6:55 pm
“Risking random and unexpected vagina”
So does that vagina lol
January 31, 2008 at 1:19 pm
“Risking random and unexpected vagina”
That sounds like the perfect tagline for boys night at Maxwell’s.
January 31, 2008 at 8:02 pm
This on the heels of the wedding dress modeling event….Words fail me.
I ache for shoulders like that.
March 17, 2008 at 5:48 pm
porn star movies
A Porn Star
http://www.a-porn-star.com
May 17, 2009 at 11:51 am
I still kind of miss that mustache.
October 9, 2009 at 10:17 am
Порно ролики и видео онлайн бесплатно, а также порно тв высокого качества только у нас все порно бесплатно
October 24, 2009 at 4:06 pm
у нас почти бесплатно можно скачать быстро кинофильмы