Dear Beats Entropy,

August 30, 2006

It’s a hell of a world out there folks. Cold, hostile, and full of people that would step on your neck before they would give you the time. Breaks my damn heart. Unfortunately there is nothing I can do about; I’m not even sure I’m a real person. Fortunately the rest of Beats Entropy crew are several shades more decent than I, and especially soft hearted towards their loyal readers. As gesture of goodwill we have obtained the services of an expert in interpersonal matters to guide you through the darker day of your lives. Should you have a crisis, unexpressed deep seated fear, or just need a second opinion, hammer it into question form and send it to and I will pass it on the relevant parties. You will receive your guidance in a weekly column so pay attention.

Slave to the Machine,

Dr. Entropic


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