Haiku Contest

 

I have come to realize that much of the pain in the world is cause by insufficient Haiku.

I seek to remedy it thuswise:

Traditional (5-7-5)

Write a Haiku jerk
Would you have me look a fool
I will destroy you

Alternately you can write a Beats Entropy-style Haiku:

Three verses of 7-5-7 that tell a loose story. Punctuation optional. Spelling and grammar optional.

Who has stolen my old life?
I commend you sir.
Were you not my dead brother!

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Let us ride this giant bee
She thinks us her queen
Tomorrow there shall be war

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The worker grows suspicious
Stings us twenty times
The war is surely lost now

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You are encouraged to add your own.

The best one will receive a fabulous mystery prize.

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