Multiphasic inferential assessment of readership: or, Sometimes a Ni**a gotta Stalk a B**ch
March 27, 2007
I am a peculiar mix of deeply self involved, and intensely curious. I’m largely indifferent to lives of my fellow people folk until they intersect mine: at which point I become fascinated and compelled to create a working understanding of the foreign influence. It doesn’t need to be a complete understanding, and I am very respectful of personal boundaries and privacy, but my brain churns ceaselessly until some sort of referential structure is in place. Were I a field mouse I’d be the sort that darts out into the meadow to get better look at a hawk…repeatedly.