Letter Day: 19, Everybody wants to flood the valley, but nobody gives a damn.

I stand before you as a man of uncertain prospects and questionble past; laid low by circumstance and a crippling fear of heights. In one hand I clutch dreams of a better future; in the other I hold the last Letter Day you will ever get…today.

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I couldn’t help but notice Beats Entropy seems to have a disproportionate amount of female fans. Your content is fairly gender neutral…maybe a slight skewing toward male given all the belligerent arrogance and superhero stuff Valliant talks about…so what’s the deal? Why you got so many lady fans?

Tommy Vargas

Oxnard, CA

First and last thing you needs to understand Tommy: LLBE- Ladies Love Beats Entropy. Not by choice or casual inclination; it stems from instincts so deeply ingrained it borders on biological imperative. They love us because we listen. They love us because we are indifferent. The love us for the obliqueness of our agenda, and the constance of our charm.

Women mature much earlier than men. Along with this maturation comes the awareness that most boys are inarticulate, needy, spastic chumps. The rare few that can string a few novel words together are usually scared shitless to talk to them, or should they push past that…are generally emasculated in the process of trying ingratiate themselves to the chick. Beats Entropy, anthropomorphically speaking, is this clever funny dude that provides engagement while remaining immune to entanglement. Enjoyable, attentive, absurdly confident….but ultimately unattainable.

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So you lost your job, eh? I got a job for you, why don’t you go fuck yourself!

David,

Watershed, TX

That’s more of a lifestyle choice than an occupation, David. Still I suppose I could make a few calls…inquire about corporate sponsorship.

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Who wins in a street fight between—– “The Concept of universal fairness” vs “Three wrench wielding Samoans intent of subverting the justice system”. Bonus points will given for style and allegorical poignancy.

Carol of “those lovely Carols”.

Damn Carol, that is just about pick em’… but I suppose you’d want a more detailed breakdown than that. Here is the Tale of the tape.

Concept of Universal Fairness	vs	Wrench Wielding Samoans
	Height
As unknowable as mans true place in the greater scheme	Draw	6’3
	Weight
Equal to the heaviness in a liars heart	Edge fairness	695 lbs
	Reach
Subjectively contained	Edge Samoa	72′
	Special Consideration
Surprisingly dirty fighter	Edge Fairness	Racial profiling and a judge running for state senate

My best guess: Concept manages a hometown pyrrhic decision in a bloody twelve round fight.

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Now that it’s summer can we Expect scandalous shitless photo’s of the Beat Entropy crew in their natural environment?

Lisa

Let me get a tan before I consider that request. My zombie Irish pallor is such that monitors could be blown out were the contrast set too high. Maybe I’ll have a contest where the winner get disturbing glamour photos of the Beats Entropy contributor of their choice. I’m thinking one of those creepy boudoir setups, where a half naked dude cavorts with throw pillows and terrified flop eared rabbits.