Letter Day: Rejects, hate mail, bad poetry, and material of questionable publishabilty.

April 16, 2007

 I’m not going to lie to you people: the standards and practices department at Beats Entropy get less work than 50$ corner whore with a mouth full of thistles. Despite this lax oversight, we do occasional hold back the odd item for bad taste, low quality, or superstitious fear of our pagan gods. This week I will be rescuing a few things from the editorial chopping block: starting with Letters that failed to make the grade. Let us get down…to business.

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Yo BE, check out my flow and hit me back.

 

Wind Warrior/ by Garbo

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I am the northwind can you feel my Rage

I am the southwind free me from my Cage

I am the Eastwind ever hungry Phage

I am the Westwind mighty magic Mage

Strike me Seraphim, rise up from the page

Sweet whisper onion broth, the truth must be delayed

Clown shoes…spiders wrath, who will stroke my Jimmy?

Retards angry laugh, the spears of Saint Quinn Gimbly!

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Garbo Montcrief,

Wesfall, Quebec

 

 Wow, Garbo…that is some flow.

 Sorry it has taken me so long to hit you back, it’s just your initial hit kinda knocked the wind out of us. Hmm, I think this might be one of those poems that must be spoken aloud to really be appreciated. Give me a sec here.

*Reads aloud to workplace*

Surprisingly impactfull; I just made 13$ in change and got myself a meeting with the onsite HR councillor. Nice work Montcrief.

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 U guys are balz out. Y dont u make a thing about how allaa should go fuck himself in his muzlim asshole. Those fags are takig over the country and want to happy util we all have towels for heads. If the r going to blow up the trade center we should turn the whole dessert to glass…fuck all those snad n-gg**s. Show them how the whites man proud Beatsentropy.

Thad, US of fuking A

 You are goddamn Right Thad! I’ve lost track of how many times my Muslim friends have tried to replace my head with a towel. When I call them on it they are all like “AJ, my brother, it is Allahs will (peace be upon him) that the infidels sprout nothing but terry cloth from their necks”.  

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 You are also on to something with turning Beats Entropy in more of a white power direction; but we are going to have to do some house cleaning first. First off we need to ax that filthy Jap Kenji…who not only poisons our eyes with Japtrashanese arts stylings, but also has taken to living with white women of suspect repute. Next I’ll give the heave ho to that Christ killing hyper-liberal Jew faggot Wormwood. Nobody needs to hear his Semitic-semantic tolerance rants on how we can’t talk how we please. Finally Engtech (who I think is actually of north European Caucasian descent but with his tan and features could easily pass for an Arab…and that’s more than enough in my book) needs to go. Even the suspicion of someone less then white giving out solid tech advice undermines the cause.

 

 

 Your eloquence has freed me Thad, together we will turn the internet dessert to glass.

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I am big fan of you guys.

Please answer these question

Favourite color:  

Favourite band:

 Favourite word:

Favourite Number:

Happiest moment of your life:

Favourite Animal:

Age:

Are you single:

Ideal Women

Claire from
Ohio

Favourite color:  Child molester pink.

Favourite band:  LFO

Favourite word: Context

Favourite Number: 13

Happiest moment of your life: When I got that email from Thad. WHITE POWER!

Worst moment of your life: When Thad wouldn’t let me join the Klan because I had open toed shoes on:(

Favourite Animal: Honey Badger. (I hate bees and love tenacity)

Age: 30

Are you single : Somewhat

Ideal Women: 6’8, bristling with venomous thorns, voice like a mourning dove.

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Baby want fuck. Daddy wants fuck. Get yur fuck on…dirty boys.

Swank

Goddamn it Uncle Pete, why must you hound me! (rhetorical question that can be punctuated with exclamation point)

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9 Responses to “Letter Day: Rejects, hate mail, bad poetry, and material of questionable publishabilty.”

  1. max Says:

    Do not be fooled by Thad’s shy affability. Clearly he wants you with the passion of a wildebeast.

    [You just had to stir the flames with those tarty open toed shoes didn’t you?]

  2. engtech Says:

    Tall, dark and geeky, that’s me.

    Can play arab, east indian, real indian, italian, greek, spanish, jewish… I should have been an actor in the 1940s.


  3. He’s the Sir. Ben Kingsley of his generation.

  4. max Says:

    And he has such glossy fur and pert ears.

  5. engtech Says:

    From now on I demand that I be called Sir Engtech.

  6. baredfeetandteeth Says:

    …demand denied.

  7. Stiletto Says:

    Yo BE, check out my flow and hit me back.

    Wind Warrior/ by Garbo
    —————–
    I am the northwind can you feel my Rage
    I am the southwind free me from my Cage
    I am the Eastwind ever hungry Phage
    I am the Westwind mighty magic Mage
    Strike me Seraphim, rise up from the page
    Sweet whisper onion broth, the truth must be delayed
    Clown shoes…spiders wrath, who will stroke my Jimmy?
    Retards angry laugh, the spears of Saint Quinn Gimbly!

    I don’t know how to break it to that guy but – my maxi pads get more flow than that.

  8. Stiletto Says:

    BTW, who are the people in the pics? That wasn’t supposed to underscore the word reject, was it?


  9. “BTW, who are the people in the pics? That wasn’t supposed to underscore the word reject, was it?”

    That is actually Dick Vitalle (sp) a rather famous NCAA basketball announcer…and no it doesn’t have anything to do with the post. For reasons I can’t entirely explain letter day is always prefaced by picture of a strange statue or scuplture.


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