AJ Valliant: 70’s porn star.

January 27, 2008

Even though we did not win a Bloggy, Poppa AJ appreciates your efforts. As means of recognizing the votes we did receive, I combed the archives and found this Polaroid from my brief career as 1970’s porn star*.

 

 

*Yes I have time machine, and no you cannot borrow it. I risk a time paradox even showing this picture to you. Should it start to fade then you know I have negated my own existence: such is Poppa AJ’s love for you.

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34 Responses to “AJ Valliant: 70’s porn star.”


  1. Special thanks to my librarian squeeze for doing the leg work on the research front.

  2. Mike Says:

    What the hell, you’re just going to give away that you were the inspiration for the character David Wooderson? Just like that? http://www.whatdvd.net/WhatDVD-Graphics/main/858.jpg


  3. I do love those high school girls!

  4. Danny Parsnips Says:

    Had you not posted that yourself I would have assumed this was a blackmail attempt taken to its horrible conclusion.

  5. David Kehoe Says:

    Mothers hide you daughters. Seriously…I’ve pretty sure I saw that Valliant guy prowling around outside during a slumber party.

  6. Stiletto Says:

    Look at those soft, creamy white shoulders. Unfortunately, it’s attached to that disturbing visage.

  7. max Says:

    No man who can grow a full on beard in twelve days has a chest that clear of hair by natural means.

  8. baredfeetandteeth Says:

    I’ve mentioned you looking like my uncle before, yeah? In that wig, with that stache…you bear closer resemblance to my Aunt Sharon..

    Also, do you make that kissy face in all of your pictures or is it a natural pucker?

  9. engtech Says:

    yeah, so about tomorrow

    I won’t be able to make it

    you guys can play without me

  10. max Says:

    Silly Eng, what fun would it be without you?

  11. Rodney Says:

    Ashton Kutcher…that’s all I have to say about that.


  12. “Also, do you make that kissy face in all of your pictures or is it a natural pucker?”

    Result of nerve damage from a tragic childhood car accident. It’s intensely painful but I cannot cry…as my tear ducts were seared shut in the same accident.

  13. max Says:

    Oh. Wait. Ashton Kutcher.

    Sorry Eng. We will miss you.

  14. Stiletto Says:

    More like Tom of Finland!

  15. Pollyanna Sassmaster Says:

    “More like Tom of Finland!”

    hahahahaha!!!!


  16. O treachery, I know ye and thy name is Women!

  17. Stiletto Says:

    I swear this one pic looks like the Valliant.

  18. max Says:

    T of F designed the bat suit that had nips, right?

    I knew there had to be a sordid explanation behind those.

  19. baredfeetandteeth Says:

    I don’t get how that’s nsfw…do you work for a southern Baptist organization?

  20. Mike Says:

    I don’t know the second image of the image search isn’t something I’d want popping up on my work screen.

  21. Rodney Says:

    “I don’t know the second image of the image search isn’t something I’d want popping up on my work screen.”

    Interesting choice of words.

  22. Stiletto Says:

    I keep forgetting some of ya’ll work for “The Man” and have to feign decorum lmao

  23. engtech Says:

    @bfat: if you have google image safe search turned off, that second link has some dirty stuff

    and by “dirty stuff”, I mean Christina Aguelira

  24. baredfeetandteeth Says:

    Psh, my safe search is always off. Risking random and unexpected vagina every time I google adds a little kick to my computer time.

  25. Stiletto Says:

    “Risking random and unexpected vagina”

    Hopefully that is limited to googling.

  26. max Says:

    Googling suddenly sounds so dirty.

  27. Stiletto Says:

    “Risking random and unexpected vagina”

    So does that vagina lol

  28. engtech Says:

    “Risking random and unexpected vagina”

    That sounds like the perfect tagline for boys night at Maxwell’s.

  29. conundrum Says:

    This on the heels of the wedding dress modeling event….Words fail me.

    I ache for shoulders like that.


  30. I still kind of miss that mustache.

  31. xl-tv Says:

    Порно ролики и видео онлайн бесплатно, а также порно тв высокого качества только у нас все порно бесплатно


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