Political Peril: A Beats Entropy special report ; Hillary Clinton
March 14, 2008
The devils is in the details, and Hillary…well, she’s always been detail oriented.
You know that ultra achieving keener chick in high school? The one that runs the mock UN, Student council, and all the pep rallies. Well Hillary killed and ate the hearts of forty of them, and used their bones to make a throne of nacre, gristle, and woe.
A lawyer by nine, a lauded academic by twelve, she hit the ground running with more raw potential than a non-rapist Kennedy. Laser smart and brilliantly ambitious she had a future as huge as the voluminous skirts she used to hide her hefty balls. Then she met slick Willie styles, and was charm blasted into being an unheralded adjunct to the philander general. She hitched her wagon to that rutting stud, and rode the old shame trail straight to the White House. Years later they made her a Senator for her trouble.
Postives: Brilliant, can keep the old President Clinton stationary, mean as a Chinese cobra.
Hillary Clinton is very smart, supremely qualified, and so ruthlessly power hungry she’d suck the marrow from her gummy daughters bones if she thought she’d poll an extra point higher. When you are most the hated nation in the world you want a son of bitch manning the helm. You put Hillary in a political knife fight she’ll bury the hilt, and lick the blade clean, nine times out of ten.
Negatives: Monica Lewinsky. Jennifer Flowers. Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman with her finger on the button.
If I was brutally, repeatedly, publicly, shamed like she was, it would forge a bitterness so black it would pull all light from the world…casting us into an endless dark, thick with my screams of lament. That’s not how you make a statesperson, that’s how you make a super villain. And I feel bad for her: she really did have the goods to be a world leader of merit…but those goods are damaged beyond repair now.
Additionally: A hard truth : if you can’t keep your man loyal, then you can’t keep your country loyal. I’m not blaming the victim here, Bill did what he did because he is a shameless dog. But what happens when her shrill and plastic ways start alienating the country? Maybe the country starts looking around for a world leader that doesn’t make them feel so harassed…makes them feel like the man they were back in high school….then BAM: Islamic Theocratic revolt hits halfway through her first term. That is not speculation people…that is FACT!
Also: I hear she has a Snuke in her Sniz.