Political Peril: A Beats Entropy special report ; Hillary Clinton

March 14, 2008


The devils is in the details, and Hillary…well, she’s always been detail oriented.

You know that ultra achieving keener chick in high school? The one that runs the mock UN, Student council, and all the pep rallies. Well Hillary killed and ate the hearts of forty of them, and used their bones to make a throne of nacre, gristle, and woe. 

 A lawyer by nine, a lauded academic by twelve, she hit the ground running with more raw potential than a non-rapist Kennedy. Laser smart and brilliantly ambitious she had a future as huge as the voluminous skirts she used to hide her hefty balls. Then she met slick Willie styles, and was charm blasted into being an unheralded adjunct to the philander general. She hitched her wagon to that rutting stud, and rode the old shame trail straight to the White House. Years later they made her a Senator for her trouble.

Postives: Brilliant, can keep the old President Clinton stationary, mean as a Chinese cobra.

 Hillary Clinton is very smart, supremely qualified, and so ruthlessly power hungry she’d suck the marrow from her gummy daughters bones if she thought she’d poll an extra point higher. When you are most the hated nation in the world you want a son of bitch manning the helm. You put Hillary in a political knife fight she’ll bury the hilt, and lick the blade clean, nine times out of ten.  

Negatives: Monica Lewinsky. Jennifer Flowers. Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman with her finger on the button.

 If I was brutally, repeatedly, publicly, shamed like she was,  it would forge a bitterness so black it would pull all light from the world…casting us into an endless dark, thick with my screams of lament. That’s not how you make a statesperson, that’s how you make a super villain. And I feel bad for her: she really did have the goods to be a world leader of merit…but those goods are damaged beyond repair now. 

 Additionally: A hard truth : if you can’t keep your man loyal, then you can’t keep your country loyal. I’m not blaming the victim here, Bill did what he did because he is a shameless dog. But what happens when her shrill and plastic ways start alienating the country? Maybe the country starts looking around for a world leader that doesn’t make them feel so harassed…makes them feel like the man they were back in high school….then BAM: Islamic Theocratic revolt hits halfway through her first term. That is not speculation people…that is FACT!

 Also: I hear she has a Snuke in her Sniz.


13 Responses to “Political Peril: A Beats Entropy special report ; Hillary Clinton”

  1. Pollyanna Sassmaster Says:

    “…and road the old shame trail straight to the White House”.

    Rode, AJ. Rode. *sighs*

  2. engtech Says:

    the spellings, they be optional

  3. Pollyanna Sassmaster Says:

    So true. Plus everyone knows the shame trail is now on Larsen’s head.

  4. “Rode, AJ. Rode. *sighs*”

    Noted, and corrected. Thank you mam.

  5. Pollyanna Sassmaster Says:

    Ma’am, AJ. Ma’am.

  6. Pollyanna Sassmaster Says:

    *winks and exits*

  7. Pedro Says:

    Hillary and Bill Clinton have made a significant issue about how the press is treating Hillary unfairly in their hyper-critical reporting on her and their “softball” reporting on Barak Obama. Hillary maintains she has been fully investigated by the media and Barak hasn’t!

    As the Tony Rezko trial begins in Chicago, Clinton and her surrogates are linking Obama to Rezko and the media is speculating about whether Obama will be called to testify as a witness in the case. Obama has always admitted he received $85,000 in contributions from Rezko which Obama has now donated to charity rather than keep.

    Yet the civil fraud trial of Bill Clinton for defrauduing Hillary’s largest donor in 2000 into giving her campaign more than $1.2 million, pending in Los Angeles courts since 2003, is now preparing for a November, 2008 trial. The discovery that is now proceeding after a February 21 hearing, and the pending trial, have NEVER been announced by the mainstream media.

    Hillary was able to extricate herself as a co-defendant in the case in January, 2008 after years of appeals to be protected by the First Amendment from tort claims arising out of federal campaign solicitations she made. Her abuse of the intent of California’s anti-SLAPP law after the California Supreme Court refused to dismiss her from the case in 2004 is emblematic of her contempt for the Rule of Law.

    Hillary will be called as a witness in both discovery and the trial according to the trial court Judge who so-advised Hillary’s attorney David Kendall when he dismissed Hillary as a co-defendant in 2007. A subpoena is being prepared this month and will be served personally on Hillary, along with Chelsea, Pa Gov. Ed Rendell, Al Gore and other well known political and media figures.

    Yet the media has refused to report about this landmark civil fraud case- brought by Hillary’s biggest 2000 donor to her Senate race, regarding allegations that were corroborated by the Department of Justice in the criminal trial of Hillary’s finance director David Rosen in May, 2005. That indictment and trial was credited as resulting from the civil suit’s allegations by Peter Paul, the Hollywood dot com millionaire Bill Clinton convinced to donate more than $1.2 million (according to the DOJ prosecutors and the FBI) to Hillary’s Senate campaign as part of a post White House business deal with Bill.

    The media – except for World Net Daily- has also suspiciously refused to report on Hillary’s last FEC report regarding her 2000 Senate campaign, filed in January 30, 2006. In a secret settlement of an FEC complaint by the plaintiff in Paul v Clinton, Peter Paul, the FEC fined Hillary’s campaign $35,000 for hiding more than $720,000 in donations from Paul, and it required Hillary’s campaign to file a 4th amended FEC report.

    In that report Hillary and her campaign again hid Paul’s $1.2 million contribution to her campaign and falsely attributed $250,000 as being donated by Paul’s partner, Spider Man creator Stan Lee, who swore in a video taped deposition he never gave Hillary or her campaign any money.

    Lee did testify to trading $100,000 checks with Paul to make it appear he gave $100,000 to Hillary’s campaign (admission of a felony) but none of that has been reported by the “overly critical” media!

    Where is the outrage from Obama that the press is engaging in a double standard relating to his possible role in the Rezko trial and his refunding the $85,000 contributed to his campaign by Rezko- which Obama has always admitted taking. The media makes no mention of Hillary’s role as a witness in Bill’s fraud trial for defrauding Hillary’s largest donor- and Hillary’s refusal to refund the $1.2 million she illegally received from Paul, which she has denied taking from Paul ever since the Washington Post asked her about Paul and his felony convictions from the 1970’s before her first Senate election in 2000?

    Let the truth be told, see the video of Hillary commiting crimes at

    And to those that like to get brainwashed by the media, like CNN (Clinton News Network) lets be real. We know churches are not 20 years talking about the same thing, the media gathered up those few clips. Do I think the pastor is a bit racist, there’s no doubt about it. But to link Obama with the Pastor, No. First of all, people are forgetting (Maybe because of his color) that OBAMA is WHITE and BLACK! As much as people want to make Obama un-American…. he is not. Youtube videos showing him not Pledge to the flag? First of all he and the audience were the only smart people that knew the national anthem is not the pledge of allegiance, plus was the only one singing it when Clinton and the others didn’t even know the song. I friend of mines I knew for 23 years murdered two people, I hate him for doing such stupidity, but he was part of the family, and I see him like twice every year. But that doesn’t make me a murderer. It didn’t make my wife switch her mind on being with me, that because I’m my own person. People should pay attention to what Obama says and not his pastor, so as much as you want to make it look like Obama is un-American. That is such a Clinton!!! in other words such a LIE!

  8. baredfeetandteeth Says:

    your comic misogyny aside, a lot of that was seriously entertaining prose (the post, not the adolescent rant above). You should write a political-fantasy-satirical-romance novel. Okay, minus the romance bit, though it’d boost sales.

  9. Stiletto Says:

    Mmmm…something about the way you wrote this turns me on! Power, sucking gummy marrow, greed, scorn, fury – you’ve got my climactic YES!

  10. Hillary was pres. of the young republicans club in college.

    How far she’s fallen.

  11. anita marie Says:

    Oh Man.
    You are my hero.
    anita marie

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