This my head, know that it watches you always but does not judge.
In lieu of rambling biographical discourse I have decided to put up an FAQ.
Q- So is your name really AJ Valliant? That sounds fake as hell.
A- It is and it does. If I had a drivers licence I would scan and post the picture.
Q- Hey you seem pretty bright, how come your punctuation sucks so bad?
A- Never really picked up the knack I suppose.
Q- Where do you live? Can I come over?
A- In Ottawa on the corner of Albert and Bay, in a big red stone apartment building.
I’m sorry, but no.
Q- Why do you use so many flowery adverbs and adjectives. Your writing would be a lot better if you were more concise and plain spoken.
A- I am in love the sound of my own voice and I see a blog as a written monologue to a captive audience. Also I get a degree of sexual pleasure every time I add needless colour to a sentence.
Q- So does the stuff you talk about actual happen?
A- Are you calling me a liar?
Q-Hey are you 30? I bet your at least 30 years old.
A- Yeah I just turned 30 this June.
Q- Seriously, you are 30 and you don’t have your drivers licence. Are you retarded or something?
A- That was hurtful. Damnit.
Q- I’m so cold and I can’t stop crying, why can’t I come out of the root cellar?
A- Looks like someone just lost their computer privileges